i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
What if it’s not tour merch though. What if he’s starting a clothing line 😯
# and he’d be real smart about it too# calling the entire series ‘styling with tomlinson’# then he’d be so motherfucking proud# walking around with his chest puffed and going yeh yeh i kno u kno i kno (x)
So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~
so in one day, you made a new character, you happened to find all that furniture, all those clothes, had him guess the right haircut, and upgrade his house? I don’t think so.
youre right theres absolutely no way they ordered furniture from their own catalog, transferred bells/ time traveled, and helped their elderly grandparent pick a hairstyle with any of the easily accessible guides online this is an entirely implausible story
i have zero patience for these things:
- slow internet
- 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
- screaming babies
AW SHIT SON
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.
This looks like a halfway done sims house
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century
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